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The GABAGOOL Ornament<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Straight from New York, the GABAGOOL Christmas Ornament<\/em> celebrates everything we love about loud kitchens, family dinners, and Sunday sauce. Each piece is deli-labeled, just like a real slice of gabagool \u2014 only funnier, and ready to hang on your tree. Guaranteed to make Grandma laugh louder than anyone at Christmas dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you say \u201cgah-bah-GOOL\u201d, you need this ornament<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The MORTADELLA Ornament<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Made in New York, the MORTADELLA Christmas Tree Ornament<\/em> celebrates everything we love at GABAGOOL Kings. Each piece is deli-labeled and ready to hang on your tree. Guaranteed to make everyone laugh and maybe a little confused at Christmas dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The GABAGOOL Magnet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Ordinary magnets are boring. The GABAGOOL Refrigerator Magnet gives your kitchen personality \u2014 a touch of NYC deli culture, a pinch of Northern Jersey, and a lot of laughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The PROVOLONE Ornament<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Everyone loves some good cheese, let this one age on your tree. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The CAPOCOLLO Ornament<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Known by many names, including coppa, capicola, and a few regional Italian variations, it is of course the same beloved Italian-American holiday absurdity you may know by another name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From our family to yours<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

From the kitchen to the Christmas tree \u2014 Nona\u2019s favorite cold cut finally made it to the holidays. Hang a slice of gabagool<\/em> and watch every aunt, uncle, and cousin lose their minds laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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gabagool<\/strong> (noun)<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Pronunciation:<\/strong> \/\u02c8\u0261\u0251\u02d0b\u0259\u02cc\u0261ul\/ \u2014 gah-bah-GOOL<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. (noun<\/em>) The Italian-American pronunciation of capicola<\/em>, a beloved cured meat found in every respectable New York deli and every Nonna\u2019s fridge.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. (cultural<\/em>) A cornerstone of Italian-American identity; often discussed loudly over kitchen tables throughout New York, New Jersey, and beyond.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. (holiday magic<\/em>) Now immortalized as a Christmas tree ornament \u2014 because nothing says Merry Christmas<\/em> like cured meat you can\u2019t actually eat.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

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    \u201cMa, look! I got a gabagool ornament<\/em> for the tree!\u201d
    \u201cYou what?! Oh my gawd, that\u2019s beautiful. Get two more for Aunt Marie.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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    Right out of your pork store<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    A slice of New York humor for your Christmas tree \u2014 handmade, deli-wrapped, and Nona-approved. \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf56<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    This isn\u2019t your average Christmas ornament \u2014 it\u2019s a piece of New York Italian heritage. Designed and made in New York, the GABAGOOL Christmas Ornament<\/em> celebrates every loud dinner, every \u201cmangia!\u201d, and every Nona who still calls it \u201cgravy.\u201d Perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of Italian-American pride and deli-counter nostalgia to their holiday decorations.<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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