The GABAGOOL Ornament
Straight from New York, the GABAGOOL Christmas Ornament celebrates everything we love about loud kitchens, family dinners, and Sunday sauce. Each piece is deli-labeled, just like a real slice of gabagool — only funnier, and ready to hang on your tree. Guaranteed to make Grandma laugh louder than anyone at Christmas dinner.
If you say “gah-bah-GOOL”, you need this ornament
The MORTADELLA Ornament
Made in New York, the MORTADELLA Christmas Tree Ornament celebrates everything we love at GABAGOOL Kings. Each piece is deli-labeled and ready to hang on your tree. Guaranteed to make everyone laugh and maybe a little confused at Christmas dinner.
The GABAGOOL Magnet
Ordinary magnets are boring. The GABAGOOL Refrigerator Magnet gives your kitchen personality — a touch of NYC deli culture, a pinch of Northern Jersey, and a lot of laughs.
The PROVOLONE Ornament
Everyone loves some good cheese, let this one age on your tree.
The CAPOCOLLO Ornament
Known by many names, including coppa, capicola, and a few regional Italian variations, it is of course the same beloved Italian-American holiday absurdity you may know by another name.
From our family to yours
From the kitchen to the Christmas tree — Nona’s favorite cold cut finally made it to the holidays. Hang a slice of gabagool and watch every aunt, uncle, and cousin lose their minds laughing.
gabagool (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈɡɑːbəˌɡul/ — gah-bah-GOOL
Definition:
- (noun) The Italian-American pronunciation of capicola, a beloved cured meat found in every respectable New York deli and every Nonna’s fridge.
- (cultural) A cornerstone of Italian-American identity; often discussed loudly over kitchen tables throughout New York, New Jersey, and beyond.
- (holiday magic) Now immortalized as a Christmas tree ornament — because nothing says Merry Christmas like cured meat you can’t actually eat.
Example:
“Ma, look! I got a gabagool ornament for the tree!”
“You what?! Oh my gawd, that’s beautiful. Get two more for Aunt Marie.”
Right out of your pork store
A slice of New York humor for your Christmas tree — handmade, deli-wrapped, and Nona-approved. 🎄🍖
This isn’t your average Christmas ornament — it’s a piece of New York Italian heritage. Designed and made in New York, the GABAGOOL Christmas Ornament celebrates every loud dinner, every “mangia!”, and every Nona who still calls it “gravy.” Perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of Italian-American pride and deli-counter nostalgia to their holiday decorations.
